It’s time for another interview from the cast of CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE. Steve Buscemi has joined us again. Welcome back, Steve.

Thanks. It’s a pleasure. To be here. I didn’t think a second interview was a possibility.

Second rounds weren’t planned, but we didn’t have a choice. But after Stiller and Wilson got their second interview, and you requested to come back, we thought why not let you come back.

A smart move. I didn’t feel like I had time to speak about my performance in this MASTERPIECE enough. Which for the record. Was absolutely amazing.

What do you think is your high point in the movie?

I steal literally every scene I am in. Literally every single one. The one where John has a heartfelt man-to-man discussion with his childhood hero Cameron Poe for example. I’m there, and I’m so relevant the screen should just show a closeup of me. My face. Like the article image does.

In fact, I think I’ll change it that way. I’ll call the boys after the interview and have them add my face to every frame of the movie. Over it. Like a massive watermark.

Um, what do you think about the arc of your character? How does it reflect your importance in the movie.

My arc. Is the best thing out there. You could say I am the most important character of CON AIR 2. I’m just the best there is. Just like puppets. Have I mentioned how awesome puppets are?

No, you haven’t.

They’re awesome. That’s really all there is to say on the matter.

I think we’re almost done here. Is there anything you’d like to say to the fans?

Ending so soon? That’s a shame. Anyway. Come to see CON AIR 2. You will love it, and you’ll love me. I’m sure the critics will praise me, which is to say praise the movie, more than anything else in the history of the cinema. It will obtain many accolades. Countless prestigious awards.

Which reminds me. Why don’t I have an Oscar? I should already have one. Please come see the movie. And make big, adoring reviews on the spoiled fruit web site. With many fancy words. Maybe that will convince the critics. They’ll believe CON AIR 2 is the purest and truest work of art. In human history. And I will have an Oscar. Which I should already have. Why don’t I have an Oscar?

Alright, give big thanks to Steve for coming here and saying these wonderful things about our movie. Thanks for reading. CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE in theaters 4th of April 2019, 24h streams on the 13th.