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Interview: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson #2


We’re back with CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE, folks. To make up for the recent interrupted interview, we’ve invited Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson back. Welcome back, Ben and Owen.

STILLER: So glad to be back here. I’m so pumped.

WILSON: Thanks for having us, again.

I heard there has been some troubles in the post-production. While I imagine this is nothing to worry about and we’ll see the movie without any delays, we are worried about the cast. Does this affect either of you in any way?

STILLER: There’s no problems at all. Trust me. Everything is fine, and you’ll see the movie as promised.

WILSON: Well, that’s not entirely true.

STILLER: Owen, no. Don’t bring this up.

WILSON: Allegedly there’s been reported harassment from a cast member that wishes to remain anonymous. Nothing’s been confirmed yet, but the cast is taking this very seriously.

STILLER: Please don’t listen to him. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

What kind of harassment are we talking about?

WILSON: There’s quite a lot. Stalking, veiled threats, mysterious notes. What else?

STILLER: Nothing. Nothing else.

WILSON: The point is a cast member is feeling very unsafe, and that’s not what we stand for. Nobody deserves that, and the entire cast agrees that kind of behavior is unacceptable.

Sounds very serious. Is there any kind of police investigation going on?

STILLER: No police.

WILSON: Yes, there is an ongoing investigation. So far there are no solid suspects, but of course everyone is more concerned about the more unstable members of the crew. The production has taken a toll on some of us.

STILLER: Is this still a part of the interview?

Has this affected you two at all?

STILLER: Not at all. We’re fine. Things haven’t been better for us in a while.

WILSON: I don’t want to comment on that. I’d really prefer if you wouldn’t invite us for another interview. I know there’s a contract, but the situation is very delicate behind the scenes.

STILLER: I’d love another interview.

WILSON: We talked about this, Ben.

STILLER: And I didn’t agree. This is good for us. Think of the publicity. The intermission is our greatest creation.

We’re running out of time again, look at that. Thanks, Ben and Owen. Wasn’t there something you wanted to show us now at the end?

STILLER: Yes. Another great one from the SBaHJ factory. Take a good look at this one. You’ll love it!

Well, wasn’t that an intriguing interview. Big thanks for Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson once again. Here’s what they brought for us.



Thank you for reading. CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE in theaters 4th of April 2019, 24h streams on the 13th.

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The image used in Ben & Owen interviews gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your preference) as it appears. That kind of represents Stiller's transformation into Hella Jeff. One of those little touches that’d make this story truly a timeless classic, if it weren’t already so horribly dated.

Stiller slowly transforming into Hella Jeff was already a decided plot point, as well as Buscemi’s transformation into English. They are two sides of the same coin, and the currency is Doesn’t This Process Effectively Destroy Their Personhood Oh God Better Not Think About It. The exchange rate to the US dollar is one to one million.

The Oscars thing I figured out as well. I mean, specifically that English/Caliborn wants one and is stalking Oscar Isaac because he has critically misunderstood the process. The Glover Oscar Juju is also a late addition. Glover’s involvement at this point was planned to be related to the SBaHJifier. I can’t remember, but maybe I was planning him to get it using his… Dave powers or whatever. Anyway, the Stiller-Jeff backstory was locked down.

You can notice a barcode at the bottom of the SBaHJ. On top of every article image is a line of dots, which is the first ARG clue. However, one can easily mistake it for a morse code, and figuring out that it's actually a barcode is the first puzzle. However, to get the ARG moving I decided it was for the best to hint at the answer early.

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