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Report: CON AIR 2 Stolen


We know you fans have been anticipating the Homestuck feature film CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE quite eagerly. However, we have some pretty saddening news for you all.

Following the previous interview with Lord Buscemi, the only existing copy of CON AIR 2 was taken “hostage” by him. You may question how this was possible. The truth is that the entire film was on a single, easily stealable reel. The digital copies that were to be sent all over the world weren’t made yet.

Yes, keeping an entire film on a single reel is still a thing these days. Also an entire film fitting on a single reel is entirely realistic. Don’t question this. The production team was very professional.

The only thing that matters right now is that the entire film is in the possession of Lord Buscemi, who is ready to do anything to get himself an Oscar.

Thanks for reading. Unless we can get the reel back, CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE won’t be in theaters 4th of April 2019, and 24h streams won’t take place on the 13th.

Who will ever save us from this plight?

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What should you do if literal thousands (Note: blatantly false statistic) of people are expecting you to deliver a feature length Hollywood movie that does not exist? Pretend it got stolen and destroyed.

I’m not really even kidding. I don’t think we should ever know what happened in the movie. But the unfortunate reality for me was that people were still expecting a cinematic event of some kind. Making it a fight for the actual movie was the most obvious cop-out I could think of. Thus it was the perfect choice for the last act of this story.

As far as the realism of this goes, it doesn't exist. In modern times a regular movie would be about 5-6 reels long, if reels are even used. Digital distribution is more common these days. Remember novice writers, if some things in your story seem unrealistic and/or implausible, directly lampshade them heavily. That makes them okay. (Professional's note: No it doesn't.)

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