So this page is absolute fucking nonsense. The original intention was that the interview would completely glitch out due to Real Life Vriska Motherfucking Serket being there. Does that make sense in an oral interview? No, but it’s essentially the same 4th wall meta bullshit thing as with Dark and Hussie stealing the bold text in their interviews.

The contents of the interview have some hints for how she got here, as well as some vague Epilogue nonsense. “THEPIL8” is just a silly corruption of “The Epilogue”. “8r8k r8k s8 sn8k” is some vague bullshit I put together from words you have the “eight” sound in, interpret as you wish. Probably some Cherub BS ‘cause there’s a “sn8k” there. “8y 8eing m8” references a Vriska line from Act 6 (page 6054 to be exact), just corrupted. Repeated “8y8y8y8y” is a SBaHJ emoji reference.

“☉ G8” is the most significant thing in the post. ☉ is an alchemical symbol meaning sun, which also makes kind of a notable appearance in SoulSplit. (It can also refer to a XNOR logic gate which sure misled some ARG players… Only if I had known that beforehand.) “G8” of course means gate, and combining the two meanings you get “sun gate”. For a long time before the Epilogues came out I theorized the Green Sun’s Black Hole was actually a way to somewhere else (which the Epilogues confirmed, though I guess the hole itself was the destination). At the end of Homestuck it was strongly hinted that Lord English was pushed into the hole, and the Credits lowkey hinted at Vriska falling into it as well. For the purposes of this story, I decided the hole led to some kind of timey-wimey bullshit that yeeted Vriska and English’s soul(s) into this timeline. The readers of this story knew that Vriska and English were last seen near each other, and now that they were the only “canon” characters present here I tried to hint at the black hole being the way they got here. It was probably kind of a stretch, so no clue how many actually got it.

For the rest of this nonsense… “XXXX)”, “brbk snbk grb bb”, “XXXXO” and “;;;;)” were just misc. Vriska-themed glitches, “w8 w8 w8 w8” hinted at “waiting”, and “4813 13 8 13 8 4 2 2 2 2 2” was a series of numbers that both hinted at 4/13 (combined with w8, “wait for 4/13”, a fake promise at something vague happening on that day) and numbers 2, 4 and 8, which some ARG players focused on because they repeated a lot in this story. The reason for that wasn’t any ARG thing, but some silly Homestuck 2 memes and overanalysis of the multiples of number 2.