Cyborg Malkovich: Strife
I know you’re intently waiting for more news about CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE, but there are new developments with John Malkovich. I’ve put this story together from surveillance footage and eyewitness records.This is what happened.
MALKOVICH: I know you’re here, English.
MALKOVICH: Show yourself, demon!
DARK CAGE: Ha ha haa. Hee. Ho.
DARK CAGE: I regret to inform you that my master is not currently present, chump.
MALKOVICH: What happened to “being already here”?
DARK CAGE: That phrase still applies.
DARK CAGE: His physical self is located “here”.
DARK CAGE: “Here”, however, is not located in our vicinity.
DARK CAGE: Nevertheless his will extends even to this extremely generic alleyway through me.
MALKOVICH: Well, that just makes you the next best thing.
MALKOVICH: After I’m done with you, I’ll move onto your master.
DARK CAGE: You may try.
DARK CAGE: Even if you would manage to destroy my vessel, my essence would rejoin him.
DARK CAGE: My death can only make Lord English stronger.
DARK CAGE: Besides, you’re overlooking something very important, buddy.
DARK CAGE: I’m just too fast for you.
DARK CAGE: Now perish!
DARK CAGE: You’re done now.
MALKOVICH: Not yet!
MALKOVICH: Dark Cage…
MALKOVICH: He is gone.
MALKOVICH: But I think my story ends here.
MALKOVICH: Nick, if you hear me…
MALKOVICH: You’re now our only hope.
MALKOVICH: Destroy Steve.
MALKOVICH: Banish Lord English.
MALKOVICH: Save the world.
Let us have a moment of silence for our noble protector, Cyborg Malkovich.
Follow for more updates on this dreadful chain of events. Thanks for reading. CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE in theaters 4th of April 2019, 24h streams on the 13th.